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Nαtαshα :mastodon:Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
Oct 29, 2026, 2:01 PM
This hot summer I was out camping in a wood when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no.
I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars
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Simontreharrisboy@sunny.garden
Oct 29, 2026, 2:12 PM
@Natasha_Jay
Tough room.
(Insert tumble weed gif here)
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Nαtαshα :mastodon:Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
Oct 29, 2026, 2:49 PM
@treharrisboy
Yes 😂
You can only tee them up and see if they land
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Simontreharrisboy@sunny.garden
Oct 29, 2026, 4:53 PM
@Natasha_Jay
Hah! Indeed
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meldaemonicusprince@meow.social
Oct 29, 2026, 2:22 PM
@Natasha_Jay you tried, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯matera@mastodon.sdf.org
Oct 29, 2026, 2:31 PM
@Natasha_Jay
That reminds me of the guy who was handed a chicken in a black and white package and said, "Het, I asked for a friar, not a nun!"
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humanadverbhumanadverb@dice.camp
Oct 29, 2026, 2:41 PM
@Natasha_Jay Did you beat him with a shovel, then add water and stir?
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Ken Butlernxskok@cupoftea.social
Oct 29, 2026, 3:41 PM
@Natasha_Jay ah yes, reminds me of the shaggy dog story with the punchline "only Hugh can prevent florist friars".
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