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  • Oct 27, 2026, 11:19 PM

    “What do you think?”

    “Meh, not bad; needs some work in places.” Oh my god I want this ship so much.

    “You gonna make an offer?”

    “Hmmmn, it’s more than i wanted to pay—I’d have to call the bank.” Shut up and take my money.

    “I’ll throw in the computer…”

    “I dunno is he nice?”. I wasn’t going to let her get away.

    “It’s a well regarded model, I’m told.”

    “Well, Let’s ask”. She, you racist cunt.

    “Ask who?”

    “Hello Ship, My name’s Priyanka. Would you like to fly with me?”. Pls pls sayyespls

    «That would be most agreeable captain» Omg switch cooling fans to max

    “If the test flight works out she might do” LETS GOOOOOOOO!

    #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Kicking_The_Struts

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