Kendra Albertkendraserra@dair-community.social
Oct 21, 2026, 3:18 PMI vote we rename the eMudhra intermediate certificate incident to “amuse bouche compromise.”
...Because the keys are one byte.
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Matt Maymattmay@mstdn.socialOct 21, 2026, 3:47 PM@kendraserra @rigo Petit four compromise
IAintShootinMisiaintshootinmis@digitaldarkage.ccOct 21, 2026, 6:29 PM@mattmay @kendraserra @rigo I stand corrected, this may be funnier.
Tristris@chaos.socialOct 21, 2026, 6:55 PM@kendraserra This/next years Pwnie award is for them, right, right 👀
Oct 21, 2026, 7:05 PM@kendraserra one of them is even a nibble!
ohirohir@vivaldi.netOct 21, 2026, 8:07 PM@kendraserra
> Because the keys are one byteThe keys are 384bit, aka 96 bytes long.
And there is one there, at bit the third.- Kendra Albertkendraserra@dair-community.socialOct 21, 2026, 8:47 PM
Congratulations my dude, you have hit peak Mastodon correction. Truly incredible.
cpreycprey@mstdn.partyOct 21, 2026, 10:58 PM@kendraserra so your're saying they're fast???