Things that have happened already:

A guy on the bus, with a knitted cap covering his entire face, sleeping and also scratching his balls. (Like, lifting his leg on the seat and *getting ALL up in there.*)

A really jacked unhoused guy having an argument with the sky. His muscle definition was incredible.

The most cautious bus driver in all of the Bay area tentatively entering the bus only diamond lane, making me grrrrrrrrrrrr in frustration. (You have room! Just GO!)

Day 2 of leadership team retreat and we already have broached the topic of wine. Like, I could use one.

I'm exhausted. There may be dinner tonight.

Jesus.