“It’s not normal to do this publicly,” the national news notes incredulously, suggesting that the cops have been trying to find someone at Albert Heijn who knows wtf is going on for three days now
Small-country news is so entertaining. So much more Happens when every politician, official, celebrity, busybody, criminal and poorly behaved child equally has the ability to say “meet me behind the Jumbo in an hour if you’re not a coward”
@0xabad1dea that someone's busy eating all the cucumbers.
Oct 15, 2026, 8:22 PMWhen I lived in Luxembourg the news was always fantastic. It would often get combined with news out of Belgium and the Netherlands but the local-only stuff was fascinating. The Prime Minister liked to shop at my Auchan and the Grand Ducal family was always a big source of news.
@0xabad1dea wtf IS going with them? 😅