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  • Oct 14, 2026, 7:58 PM

    What's going on? Why did Charlie3's ceremonial guard of tossers in silly hats go to #DowningStreet?

    Ah! Cos #AndyBurnham was doing the compulsory bromance with yer man #Zelensky, so Andy thought he would upstage the previous 4 previous Brit PMs who've hugged shorty, by turning himself into half-monarch.

    Charlie''s mum would never have allowed it. "There is only one monarch, Mr #Burnham. And it's not you."

    #ukpol

    A live news broadcast screen capture shows a line of people in red uniforms standing on both sides of a black door. The people wear bright red jackets, black trousers, and large black hats. A red carpet leads to the black door, which features the number "10". The building has gray walls, windows with white frames, and black iron gates to the left. Text in the top left corner reads "LIVE Downing St".
    A group of people stands on the steps in front of a black door featuring the number "10". In the center, one person in a black coat waves with one hand, while another person in a dark blue suit holds their hands together. Six people wearing red tunics, black trousers, and large black bearskin hats stand in two groups of three on either side of the central figures. The setting includes a brick building with white-framed windows, black metal railings, and a red carpet leading up to the door.
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  • Oct 14, 2026, 7:58 PM

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    @2legged A group of people stands on the steps in front of a black door featuring the number "10". In the center, one person in a black coat waves with one hand, while another person in a dark blue suit holds their hands together. Six people wearing red tunics, black trousers, and large black bearskin hats stand in two groups of three on either side of the central figures. The setting includes a brick building with white-framed windows, black metal railings, and a red carpet leading up to the door.
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    A live news broadcast screen capture shows a line of people in red uniforms standing on both sides of a black door. The people wear bright red jackets, black trousers, and large black hats. A red carpet leads to the black door, which features the number "10". The building has gray walls, windows with white frames, and black iron gates to the left. Text in the top left corner reads "LIVE Downing St".

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  • Oct 14, 2026, 8:44 PM

    @patrickhadfield he's a hard one to read, is Andy. Some days he's all !Mister Ordinary Manchester Lad. Then he's in bed with dodgy finance and talking shite about Fairford.

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