The third spam phone call from randomly generated spoofed phone numbers today. Generally I just ignore them. Answered the third to piss around with the bot call centre. Wait for the click when it's switched to the call centre in #WhereEverTheFuckItIs.

In my best Mafia hitman voice.

"Da job is done.
Dere's a lotta blood
Send da Clean-up crew"
and hang up.

At least the poor bastard being exploited to make these calls might have had a chuckle.

I await the SWAT team with 'bated breath.