Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafe
Jul 13, 2026, 1:49 AM#monsterdon The problem with these long slow movies that I finish eating my pizza and there's still half a movie to go.
What am I supposed to do now? Watch monsterdon with no pizza?
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- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 1:52 AM
#monsterdon Impressed that in two seconds he could tell it was a wolf (which don't exist in NYC) and not a domestic dog (which are all over the city.).
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 1:59 AM
#monsterdon This reminds me of when I went to Sydney. They've turned the Harbor Bridge into a tourist trap and they give guided tours where you climb across the top like a construction worker. Terrifying, but good fun.
Anyway, I'm sure something will happen in this film eventually.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:02 AM
#monsterdon Everyone is pretty onboard with the idea that shapeshifting is totally possible.
I'd have expected a little more skepticism.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:05 AM
#monsterdon Having to strip down to shape-shift really takes some of the joy away from it.
I realize it's practical, but it takes the spontaneity out of it.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:06 AM
#monsterdon
"I told you, it's all in the head."Ok, but I think I made it pretty clear that I was looking for someone who can actually turn into a wolf. Know anybody like that?
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:09 AM
#monsterdon Just once, I want to see a werewolf movie where the monster-vision effect is just red-green color-blindness.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:11 AM
#monsterdon Remember : Always think of a fake name before you place a prank call.
Very important.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:14 AM
#monsterdon She pay for that apartment on a cop's salary?
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:16 AM
#monsterdon Sure their previous interactions definitely lead up organically to a sex scene.
It's a normal thing to do when you don't respect your coworker.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:36 AM
When you do a ground-breaking ceremony, do you get to keep the silver shovel in your office from then on? Like a trophy?
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:37 AM
#monsterdon Home projectors sure sucked back then.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:39 AM
#monsterdon Inside your parking lot there are three wolves.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:43 AM
#monsterdon So how exactly did she get blood smeared on her face?
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:47 AM
#monsterdon Heh heh. Stupid wolves. Their animal brains don't realize that destroying this architectural model will not stop the urban renewal project it represents.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:49 AM
#monsterdon Why did the wolves care about construction in NYC anyway?
I mean, they should choose their battles better. NYC is solidly a human place.
If they wanted to make a stand for wolfen-kind, basically anywhere else in North America would have been better.
- Andy L.apLundell@timeloop.cafeJul 13, 2026, 2:50 AM
#monsterdon Really makes you think, don't it?
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)kshernandez@me.dmJul 13, 2026, 2:51 AM@apLundell #Monsterdon makes you think about the survey? Yes, it does.
LouisaLouisa@mastodon.xyzJul 13, 2026, 2:19 AM@apLundell she said she's been put up in a company apartment, but the fact that it's THAT apartment is baffling #monsterdon
Laurel StvanLingLass@hcommons.socialJul 13, 2026, 2:09 AM@apLundell Right? Stephen Graham Jones’ werewolf novel is well detailed on this point! #Monsterdon
