Me fucking around: Instant Pot Butter Chicken, sounds great, I sure hope it's as good as it is easy

Me finding out: oh no ahhhhh

It's ok. But dumping all your dry spices into a pressure cooker with a can of tomatoes & some raw chicken leads to: spices that are a little too bitter, tomatoes that are a little too sour, & chicken that's a little too tough. Having it in less than 30 minutes is good, but I think I'd rather have a version I love that takes an hour+ to make. This is my curse

You know who else's crew was 6+7,

Very good! Surprisingly, the 5 slices of bread, egg, entire grated onion, and half cup of parsley came out to be almost no stuffing at all. It tasted wonderful and herbaceous, but I wish there was more!

Be warned: the sugar in the brine gets the skin VERY brown, I love it though. I want the crispiest brownest chicken skin possible. Gravy wasn't part of the recipe but I'm always going to make gravy

Here's how it started, I brined the chicken first (1 part kosher salt, 1 part sugar, 16 parts water, brined in the fridge for 24 hours)

Then I made the stuffing but used chicken stock instead of water— I figured it would add flavor. I cut the eggs down to one, eggs give me a stomachache sometimes, but I can avoid it if I don't have much. Plus tbh, five slices of bread and four eggs is a LOT of eggs

I'll update when it's all done 🍗

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Vincent Price nooooooooo don't make iced coffee like that

Oh no he can't hear us, he died in 1993!

O brave new world, that has such monkeys in't! —William Shakespeare

It's always funny to me that we differentiate primate species of central and south America from those of the rest of the world by calling them New World Monkeys

You've heard of monkeys? Well this monkey has an iPhone

One of my favorite later gen Pokémon

"What if a Pokémon was 3 mice? But wait! Sometimes... it's 4 mice"

https://mastodon.social/@EveryPkmnCard/117408481009815875

If you ever learn how to make stained glass even a little (I took one course), fake illustrated stained glass will make you insane forever

The magic? Alcohol

https://m.ai6yr.org/@fdarecall_bot/117402599620952274

I'm like Roger Rabbit in that one scene where he can't stop himself from singing "two bits" when he hears Shave & a Haircut, but my activation phrase is: anyone singing any song

#monsterdon your honor, I merely set up a murderous double bluff, and killed my wife and her lover in a vat of acid. Classic case of self defense

Instance trouble day one! It's ok now

#Inktober Day 1: Apple
These apples are bad guys

https://tvwatch.party/@Louisa/117369210290555916

It's #Inktober baby

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The Cars' Drive and Billy Idol's Eyes Without a Face start too similarly

#Monsterdon I always make stuff like this available on kids' clothes, because I secretly hope someone will put it on their baby

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon

Hey #Monsterdon it's October, you know what that means, a new design in my shop's Monsterdon collection

I wanted to keep it simple this year, and I really like this photo of Vincent Price holding a gun. "Holding a gun" in the most literal sense

Check it out! https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon

I made something for #HalloweenMusicJam

I'm not musical, but I'm very excited to hear what people have made, so I thought I'd make album art if anyone would like to use it. I was inspired by Edward Gorey's inkwork and his frog-faced skeletons 💀

Free to use as you please, I can give you a better quality file if someone can tell me how to make that available publicly without also making all my personal info public 😬

Happy Halloween Music Jam!

I think it's more in the spirit of Inktober to put pen to paper (or equivalent) every day for 31 days in a row, than it is to complete 31 "good drawings", dragging it out as an obligation until January. Let that free you