Login
You're viewing the mastodon.coffee public feed.
  • Aug 16, 2026, 1:45 PM

    📣Ladies and Gentlemen (and everyone in between), this is a PSA from Cards against humanity.

    They need our help. Please respond.

    Let's all build this thing. Boost if you agree.

    A post by "Cards against humanity", that reads: 

Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk?

In 2017, 150,000 people paid cards against humanity $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump stupid wall. 

In 2024, an even richer more racist billionaire, Elon Musk, snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors and space garbage. 

So we took Musk's ass to court for defiling our property. We battled his team of expensive, jizz gargling lawyers... And he admitted that his company did, in fact, fuck up our land. Then they left. 

Now, our parcel has been annexed into a town called starbase, a corporate hell scape littered with broken rockets and ugly mansions for Musk executives. 

But hope is not lost! We still have our rights as proud Texas landowners: we can build something on our land. Something that will annoy Elon Musk. A grand monument to make him wonder, for a brief moment, wait, am I a sad little bitch with no friends? 

Today, we are announcing the official Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends monument design committee. For $10 you can join a movement of like-minded people working together to design and build the perfect monument to force a moment of introspection upon the world's richest, ugliest little bitch.
    💬 3🔄 67⭐ 1

Replies