NVIDIA is throwing offers at me for it but I think I can get more from Disney

I've invented a new month called Julaugust that's a little bit July but also a bit August

When a cat is yelling at you at feeding time, what do they mean?
Like, are they yelling "YOU FORGOT TO FEED ME!"
or "HEY ASSHOLE, LET'S GO"
or more like "HEY I FEEL EXCITED ABOUT FOOD"

Why is every book cover done in what appears to be Material Design merged with Corporate Memphis?

1 Like = 1 Business Day

I'm a leftist so I'm of the belief that we should let boats dock BEFORE a drastic spike in suicidality

My daughter and I just made a "How much of a theater kid" tier list for our whole family on the drive home

The good news is that it really doesn't matter
The other good news is an apple Jolly Rancher
It can't heal wounds but it can heal moods and it's sweet and it's sour and it's green and it rules

If the Flock camera didn't see what happened to the Flock camera, how can I, a lowly meat human, have seen anything?

If they could watch TV, I bet wasps would be way too into world war 2 documentaries

Luigi Mangione expected to plead guilty to charges of being cute as hell and aggravated being with me in another state when that thing happened

"Violence is never the answer"
-Somebody that just finished using violence to gain influence

OUR isekai tentacle adventure

Idea to save the world: Leftist agitprop hentai

Holy shit https://billboard.bsd.cafe/topic/322/littlefedi

I feel like Waymos could be tricked into doing stuff. I don't even have anything specific in mind, it just seems like you could get one to do some wacky shit on purpose (not the wacky shit that confuses and scares people)

Throwing it back wacky crazy style is completely illegal...Except on one night every year...Coming this summer

Straight up getting my ass kicked physically and mentally trying to wrangle multiple sunchoke patches that toppled over

We must work Hawk Tuahward a brighter future for our descendants

sucks tucked in the fold of your guts