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Every mammal regardless of size pees for an average of 21 seconds so there's that. You know that now.

[...] It's actually not a force from turning going outward- that's a myth. It's actually a result of inertial mass traveling forward on a straight-line tangential to the curve. Anyway, sorry that happened to your grandpa

When you btop the server and the load avg is 12.95 85.0 124.3

Evil Disaccharide Lactose

Cereal eaten with milk is Soup

#poll

I'm sure there is an argument for approaching them empathetically for these reasons but that will not be factoring into my behavior

Being conservative is a weird perversion of our inbuilt instincts to resist change and to gather resources. A culture of individualism and the absolute refusal to reflect on their impulses or logical ends of their beliefs result in a completely deranged set of priorities

I guess the French fries really WERE freedom fries the whole time

Infinite Chest: A porn parody by Ayn Randy

The more I think about it, identifying as any sort of political conservative to any degree is fucking weird. That is weird and antisocial. I do not need to know more about you, you are broken. We made all of this up and people are dying. Be normal.

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Netflix used to mail me DVDs

Won’t be any red ferns growing from these pits when we’re done

People have to get a piloting license to fly drones but, sure, you'll be driving your flying Tesla any day now

At the moment, it stands for People Having Panic attacks

I'm so sick and twisted that the song Insane in the Membrane is just Completely Average in the Membrane to me

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Number of jarred fetuses I expected to see in Crystal Lake: 0. MAYBE 1 just because you're asking.
Number of jarred fetuses in Crystal Lake: Oh fuck

Please gather your thoughts. Store-bought is fine.