Glyphglyph@mastodon.social
Oct 21, 2026, 9:47 PMcoooooool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
★ docker run --rm -it ubuntu:rolling
↩ Wed Oct 21 14:47:12 PDT 2026
root@368a3d089666:/# apt
Illegal instruction (core dumped) apt
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- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 21, 2026, 9:47 PM
good thing I don't need to do anything WITH APT RIGHT NOW
- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 21, 2026, 9:51 PM
okay. deep breaths. re-pulling didn't do anything but deleting and recreating my docker disk image fixed it.
- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 21, 2026, 10:05 PM
staring across a wasteland of lockfiles that require immediate attention, forever, we must imagine Sisyphus singing, "I like dep bumps and I cannot lie"
Funky BobFunkyBob@chaos.socialOct 21, 2026, 9:53 PM@glyph Is this another case of "checksums only work if you check them"?
- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 21, 2026, 9:55 PM
@FunkyBob maybe? notably, apple does not include checksums in their native filesystem because they just buy higher quality ECC SSDs and assume they work well enough https://ahl.dtrace.org/2016/06/19/apfs-part5/#checksums
- Funky BobFunkyBob@chaos.socialOct 21, 2026, 9:57 PM
@glyph Potentially one of the layers of the image got muddled, but docker pull may not have noticed as it only checked the label-which-happens-to-be-the-checksum, instead of checking the checksum?
This could explain why pull didn't help, but rm and pull did.
- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 21, 2026, 9:59 PM
@FunkyBob seems plausible? any other day but today I'd probably archive the image and check, but right now I don't care :)
Oct 22, 2026, 6:47 AM@glyph there is actually a fun new crash on Rosetta-based containers where tar fixed some dir traversal by using openat2 and I have to pin it now because it’s missing in macOS or something. 😳
- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 22, 2026, 7:02 AM
@hynek maybe computers were a mistake
- Oct 22, 2026, 7:07 AM
@glyph I’m not smart enough to do things without computers glyph
- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 22, 2026, 8:57 PM
@hynek me neither, unfortunately
David Ppewnack@aus.socialOct 21, 2026, 10:05 PMThis is the first time I'm learning there's a rolling Ubuntu remix
- Glyphglyph@mastodon.socialOct 21, 2026, 10:06 PM
@pewnack a much better base for a "run security updates every week" base image