NickNickiquote@mstdn.social
Jun 15, 2026, 8:16 AM“Australia plus” is never good. It means things like a point-based immigration system, but more fascist. An ozone hole, but bigger. Or giant kangaroos with pouches all over them like cargo shorts.
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- NickNickiquote@mstdn.socialJun 15, 2026, 8:23 AM
The answer to the question in the headline is, it won’t.
Spytfyre 🏴🇪🇺spytfyre@mastodon.scotJun 15, 2026, 8:25 AM@Nickiquote
I love my cargo trousers
Not shorts though
Never shorts
Too many nettles and midges here
Stephen Darlingtonsdarlington@mas.toJun 15, 2026, 8:41 AM@Nickiquote I'm not in favour of the other stuff, but I would like to see the pouch++ kangaroos.
- NickNickiquote@mstdn.socialJun 15, 2026, 8:50 AM
@sdarlington *Slaps top of kangaroo’s head* You can fit so many joeys into this baby.
- Stephen Darlingtonsdarlington@mas.toJun 15, 2026, 10:53 AM
@Nickiquote I think that would annoy the kangaroo and you can never be sure what they keep in their pockets. Be careful.
- NickNickiquote@mstdn.socialJun 15, 2026, 10:58 AM
@sdarlington The salesman would die roughly a quarter of a second later, yes.