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  • Nov 15, 2026, 12:09 PM

    absolutely haunting and cursed that if you have an apple, and instead of eating it like a normal person, you commit the perverse act of digging a little weird grave for it, and you bury that apple, it begins a supernatural chain of events that slowly but surely summons some kind of giant eldritch "thing" from the depths of the earth at the exact place where you buried it, and this "thing" will reward you for bringing it into the world with the ironic gift of a lifetime supply of apples

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