become unpickuppable

Sex isn't like pizza! Good gracious! What is all this??

are they going to release the president of Venezuela? I know it's not gas prices but I think they should

(Ryan South bot voice): congratulations America on defeating Ayourica

Ginger Snaps is probably the most earnest effort, and it just looks very apelike

a werewolf would not spread its arms wide and stretch out its long claws. You are thinking of a guy. That's what a guy would do.

real werewolf movie has never been tried

god please let this cursed technology and its stupid infrastructure bite the dust

This seems a little more reasonable. We had to lose Quin Gold, unfortunately. I know, we all loved her, but she is a diva. She deserves a palette where she is the star. It was like when Faith No More was briefly the backing band for Courtney Love, there was too much going on. Transparent Yellow Oxide is now filling the yellow role, acting as "raw sienna but yellow". Also Permanent Brown is back.

gxys reading my posts 400 years from now: oh they noticed the slime

the past couple years i have noticed that after a storm everything is coated in this thin layer of clear slime. anyone else noticed the slime?

some two-color mix swatches. I can see why people like ultramarine, it's very vivid. This set of colors has an unusually high number of ways to mix raw umber.

camgirl Grigor Samsa

mystified at how I've ended up with this palette. Eleven colours– but where are Permanent Brown and Prussian Blue? Why are there two identical quinacrodone reds?

in the longhouse straight up crankin it, and by it, I mean the Sampo, legendary magic mill which can produce flour, salt, and coins

It is my BIRTHDAY. I am BORN

had the great pleasure tonight of, while eating at a restaurant with my 75 year-old parents and six year-old child, hearing them debate amongst themselves what could be meant by the shirt of a man nearby, which read "DADDY DOM"

yes this will be happening in my honey-themed comic

when someone goes to light the other person's cigarette, it could be replaced with them breaking the straw seal on the other side and getting honey all over their hand