Impressed with my new shaver, which I used for almost 6 months without needed to charge it. Told all my mates to get one due to the brilliant battery life. Recently discovered my wife charges it for me.
Nov 15, 2026, 9:30 AM@fesshole
…and the clothes I leave in the hamper just turns up in my drawers after a while – all clean and folded!
@fesshole "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
— John Lennon
@fesshole next disillusionment: lizard people control politics
@fesshole Stephen, women naturally have hair down there.
@fesshole Let me guess, you’ve got a magic coffee table too?
@fesshole Haha, I wonder if my wife understands why our windows have been clean for the past ten years. She probably thinks the dirt just gets washed off by the rain or something.