RE: https://mastodon.social/@rgarner/117556896025660928
"Couldn't get a Republican elected in Texas" is the new "couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery."
RE: https://mastodon.social/@rgarner/117556896025660928
"Couldn't get a Republican elected in Texas" is the new "couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery."
@cstross They can’t do that either
@cstross this and "I'll smoke him by 7" are some of my favorite things to come out of this election.
@RoseRaven what was that smoke thing? I missed it (I'm on the road in Spain)
@cstross One of the other students on my masters course had previously worked for a a well-known brewery in Burton on Trent. He said that their management definitely couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery, because he'd seen them try.
I am off to get some potato sacks and a hose to see if I can find someone who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
@cstross Someone else pointed out that Musk's half billion is the equivalent to $116 out of the pocket of an average person. While it couldn't buy this election, we are not safe when all he and his friends spend even more.
@cstross One I thought of lately was "couldn't persuade a vampire to leave a garlic farm."