Got our driver's licenses today, we're officially Coloradans again 🙌

Trying to win Halloween in the neighborhood this year...

Got our Sundance tickets for next year! 🙌

So excited for to be in my very own state!

https://festival.sundance.org/

#sundance #film #filmfestival #colorado

Spent the last month in an Airbnb while we house hunted. The whole time, we felt a little "off" there. Like, a little unsettled. Then noticed this on one of the trees by the garage just before we moved out, aaannnddd.... That explains it. I mean WTF even is that?!

Leaves starting to change at Turquoise Lake in #Leadville

#aspen #fall #autumn #colorado

Moving tomorrow (finally! 😅) and several neighbors came by to say, quote, we're really gonna miss your dog!

Not us. Just the dog. 😐

Back to school pictures from doggie daycare #dogsofmastodon #corgi #backtoschool

COOKIE!!!! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #corgi

TELL A SEQUENTIAL STORY YOU COWARDS!

Welp, it's episode 7 of this prestige TV show; must be time to stop everything and do a big flashback!

Prom time at doggie daycare! 💕
#dogsofmastodon

Tried to watch the new Jack Ryan movie but DNF'd. I know I cry "AI!" whenever something kind of sucks, but this really was bad in an "AI" way. Lots of overdramatic, kind of nonsensical dialog that sounds vaguely like something Jack would say, but doesn't quite mean anything. This timeline is so dumb.

To sum up: Thank you, Final Destination movies, for keeping me frosty.

It's probably a good survival instinct, really, like, how many times have I changed lanes because Final Destination taught me that the crap in the back that truck is gonna fly out at me?

I often think, "If I was in a Final Destination movie, how would this thing I'm doing kill me," like just now, crawling under the electric foot rest on my sofa chair to get something I dropped, and I was like, for sure the foot rest would short out and close on me.

Spent the morning at the Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival #tulips #oregon

My favorite part about this Incredicoaster pic is how stone-cold @nicegnome is. She's all, "What. Come back and talk to me when you have a real rollercoaster to ride." #disneyland #californiaadventurepark #incredicoaster

At a wake for a friend that I didn't have any overlapping friends with, so I don't know anyone here and holy shit am I awkward 🤦‍♂️

OH: Remember when the Michelin Man shows up at the end of Ghostbusters?

Me: ...

I mean, what are they even teaching kids in schools these days 🤦‍♂️

Cherry blossom season in #PDX!