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Nov 6, 2026, 6:08 PMHakeem Jeffries, trying to read the room at a child's birthday party: They don't want cake. The kids want broccoli.
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william ⁂ maggoswjmaggos@liberal.cityNov 6, 2026, 6:25 PMfeigning ignorance while somebody stuffs his pockets
Roserose@hoosier.socialNov 6, 2026, 6:40 PM@lowqualityfacts Then you find out that Big Broccoli owns a controlling interest in his cake bakery. Aaaand it makes sense why you never see them selling any cakes, despite their advertising.
Rupert V/rupert@mastodon.nzNov 6, 2026, 7:25 PM@lowqualityfacts 1. The kids already paid for the cake.
2. The broccoli is swarming with e coli.
ChrisASprinkleofSage@mastodon.socialNov 6, 2026, 8:24 PM@lowqualityfacts broccoli is actually good for kids tho. more like asbestos covered in dog poo.
Nov 6, 2026, 8:36 PM@lowqualityfacts
Good one! But all kidding aside, I saw a post and read this article. It gives a whole new look at his leadership. It completely changed my mind about him 👍
Sin of empathy 🕷️🧂🌈🫙⚖️trabern@mas.toNov 6, 2026, 9:05 PM@lowqualityfacts This is so on the nose
bitbit@ohai.socialNov 6, 2026, 9:34 PM@lowqualityfacts He would say that while eating a cake slice.
FreediverXfreediverx@mastodon.socialNov 7, 2026, 1:15 PM@lowqualityfacts
The owner of the orphanage asked for a meeting… and I took it!