Remember, it's not important who wins or loses today. All that matters is that you have fun at the polls.

My bird-loving wife would like me to add that pigeons were domesticated and then abandoned by humans, so we all need to be kind to them.

I would like to add: round animals funny lol

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Fat Pigeon Pin. Pigeons, much like humans, select the alpha male in the flock solely based on who is the most perfectly round.
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Is nothing sacred anymore?

Perfection.

I would like to formally apologize to the NSA agent assigned to me.

Wow, I somehow never knew this.

To clarify, they are being deported to the sun.

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Wow, I never knew that.

We made a comic about waffle fries.

I love sloths.

That blows my mind.

Please note that it is NOT legal to have a service crocodile. Please purchase your service alligator from a reputable alligator store, because some people will try to pass off a crocodile as a gator.

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It was a massive scandal at the time.

Let Danny start in a reboot.

Cool.

Incredible.

I'm surprised that so many of you have never seen a mouth mushroom. Go outside for a change, friends.