darth™️darthbluesky.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
Nov 5, 2026, 5:42 AMtrump taking credit for the stock market surge is amazing not going to lie 😹
trump taking credit for the stock market surge is amazing not going to lie 😹
“my speech about the marble in the ballroom was key”
everyone else on the right: “the entire country just went down in flames”
trump: “i just personally saved your 401ks America!”
It's ballroom mania, Darth.
To be fair the surge was really caused by him, just not in the way he thinks
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
His failure did boost the market.