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gaytabasedysfun@treehouse.systems
Nov 3, 2026, 5:10 PM
@zzt if you think they're bad, wait til you see the other premium hand dryer offerings who only know how to turn up the airflow. it's like drying your hands behind a 747's engine
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Log 🪵log@mastodon.sdf.org
Nov 3, 2026, 5:40 PM
@dysfun @zzt I use one of those, broken and then salvaged, to strip bark from green logs as unbroken strips. Never tried peeling a human, but might need a better air amplifier toolhead to get down to the superficial dermal fascia.
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