I currently do have a radioactive glow. I show up like a ghost on a gamma camera, being loaded with radioactive technetium 99m. Should be gone from the system tonight, but until then I'll set of radiation alarms, and have been told not to hug pregnant women for the next 6 hrs.

In an hour and a half I get scanned with all kinds of nerdy gear. Yay science!

For those who know about the reasons for this stuff, panic not. I'm told this is purely precautionary and they're just doing due diligence.