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  Javierjerojasro@col.social

  Oct 15, 2026, 8:02 PM

  @hazelweakly Big Metabolism's conspiracy to make more ATP to produce more viruses, ma'am

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  Hazel Weaklyhazelweakly@hachyderm.io

  Oct 16, 2026, 10:11 AM

  @jerojasro ah yes it’s all a conspiracy. That makes total sense 🫡

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  Thiernathierna@mastodon.green

  Oct 15, 2026, 8:18 PM

  @hazelweakly my doctor recommended sugar in hot drinks because sugar kills bacteria (or something like this)

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  Nic Roland :mastodon:nicr9@techhub.social

  Oct 15, 2026, 8:50 PM

  @hazelweakly Everyone, sing it with me now...

  
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  Hazel Weaklyhazelweakly@hachyderm.io

  Oct 16, 2026, 11:50 AM

  @nicr9 it does!

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  Ben Rosengartfivetonsflax@tilde.zone

  Oct 15, 2026, 9:36 PM

  @hazelweakly When you have a cold, do you cut your alcohol consumption?

  I believe they’re metabolized similarly.

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  Hazel Weaklyhazelweakly@hachyderm.io

  Oct 16, 2026, 10:10 AM

  @fivetonsflax my alcohol consumption is pretty low regardless, actually. Buy I do make sure to drink less although I’d be surprised if that was the reason

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