Tyrone Slothropslothrop@chaos.social
Oct 11, 2026, 2:35 PMAlso, this cake has about as much butter as my family eats in a week
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- Tyrone Slothropslothrop@chaos.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:01 PM
Bodybuilding kid scanned the cake with his calorie counting app. Came to 300kcal for a smallish piece.
liebachliebach@mastodon.artOct 11, 2026, 2:45 PM@slothrop I'm drooling.
- Tyrone Slothropslothrop@chaos.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:57 PM
@liebach you’re welcome to come over and help.
I’ve just fed 5 people as much cake as they could eat, and there’s 2/3 still left over.
- liebachliebach@mastodon.artOct 11, 2026, 3:05 PM
@slothrop Somewhere around 1000 km for cake ... I mean, it sounds good, but I'll pass. Cruising down the E45 in my BMW i3 would be great, but having to charge every 200 km or so would be less fun.
- Tyrone Slothropslothrop@chaos.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:09 PM
@liebach you could cycle here, eat all the cake, and cycle home; by the end of the trip, your calorie balance should come out about even.
- liebachliebach@mastodon.artOct 11, 2026, 3:12 PM
@slothrop I'd have to average over 100 km/h to make it back for work. Not possible. And it is totally not because I'm and old'ish and very unfit man now. Not at all. But I also don't have any bike lights.
- Tyrone Slothropslothrop@chaos.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:14 PM
@liebach yeah nah, don’t be riding without bike lights. Not worth the risk.