Not to brag but I forgot I got 2 vaccines yesterday.
Currently deducting 10 years from my admitted physical age for this win.
My arm doesn't even hurt.
Hear that sound? That's the sound of bullets deflecting off my bracelets of victory.
(In all seriousness, this the first year that the covid vaccine didn't knock me on my ass. Get vaxxed. Getting knocked on your ass for a day or two is better than some of the alternatives. Also, getting vaxxed is so cool.)
