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Matt Maymattmay@mstdn.social
Sep 11, 2026, 10:11 PM
Bro, I'll totally give you $5k after the election, bro. I'm gonna get that $2 dollar gas and then me and Iran will hug it out and then Canada's gonna come down and we're gonna have pancakes and your next laptop won't cost as much as a car. TRUST me, bro, when have I ever lied to you
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Andy Welfle 🪐andy@dotgr.id
Sep 11, 2026, 11:08 PM
@mattmay for real bro, our beef won't have glass in it and fauci won't be making scamdemics and we can say it like it is and won't have to worry about being cancelled by our DEI coworkers, bro
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