Well, shit, why don't they just bring Larry Ellison in for this round? How about Farage? Heard he came into some money.

I swear, if some Trump failson gets involved I am done-done. #LFC

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-takeover-fsg-eduardo-saverin-34355538

Me: Give me a million dollars and I’ll give you 5 championship points
Ferrari: deal!
Me: *edits pit limiter source code, setting PIT_MAX_KPH = 79.9*
#F1

RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/116986908414688088

Ableist-ass framing. At least the neuroscientist author partially credits his brain composition, but then the WaPo editors pick the headline “Why disabled thing alive? Because mom.”

RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/116977941563415903

Are you telling me a cop LIED?
Knock me over with a feather.

Bags in Van of Houston ICE Shooting Victim Did Not Contain Drugs, Officials Say (Gift Article)
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/us/houston-ice-shooting-araujo-van.html?unlocked_article_code=1.0VA.Hwtd.C4XgCJxR1qkQ&smid=url-share

RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/116976294414580736

That would be the same Roku that last year issued a ToS change that blocked your access to the device you bought. Also the Roku that turned its nice clean UI into a wall of ads. Not to mention the Roku that's being bought by Fox.

Roku used to be my favorite smart TV OS. I just finished putting Apple TVs in everywhere. Then I disabled the wifi connections on the Roku TVs. Never buying from them again.

Like just look at how this guy dresses for an interview with The Economist. Which I would describe as "Darth Vader if he got his motorcycle suit online but still hasn't bought a bike yet"

"Musk insisted backyard tomatoes weren’t as good as those you can buy from the store, but people still do it anyway."

In my family, one of the worst things you can say about someone is "all their taste is in their mouth." But he doesn't even have that. He's just fundamentally incurious about basic human stuff.

https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-economist-interview-2000790016

One of my favorite pastimes while I'm away from Mexico is looking for posts to the expat groups that are like "heyyyy I'm coming to town next week, what's a good location for me to do my fashion modeling" with a pic of some Midjourney blonde, and watching all these dudes line up to get catfished

"He said he would be willing to pay 'trillions in tax' then, conversely, argued that money will become irrelevant inside 10 years. In which eventuality, he said, governments should 'issue people cheques', because, he said, amid an infinite supply of goods and services produced by machines, deflation will be a bigger problem than inflation."

Nothing within launching distance of a coherent thought here. Wall-to-wall stoner psychobabble.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jul/23/elon-musk-regret-trump-doge-ai?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu

TIL there's been something called an Alien Terrorist Removal Court in the US for 30 years, but it's never heard a single case because it's basically got I VIOLATE THE DUE PROCESS CLAUSE written on its seal

aaaaand of course the reason I'm hearing about it today is Trump wants to start using it

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/23/politics/alien-terrorist-removal-court-explainer

There were two big lapses in the Hugging Face / OpenAI hacking story: the lack of security protections on OpenAI's end, and Hugging Face's vulnerable production database. That should worry anyone who uses AI with sensitive data. #AI https://werd.io/ai-vendors-cant-be-trusted-to-secure-their-systems-newsrooms-need-to-act-accordingly/

Currently 63F/17C where I am. 90F/32C where my partner is. We each hate the weather where we're at, and would gladly trade.

We are 100mi/160km apart.

Propaganda: "Our AI is so advanced it can escape sandbox containment!"

Reality: "Our AI spits out such shit sandboxing patterns that they don't actually do anything, and since our employees just blindly use what it gives them, there was no meaningful 'sandbox escape' needed."

The Adobe Acrobat extension for Chrome could be used to access conversations and data rendered in WhatsApp Web without any form of authentication.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/adobe-chrome-extension-flaw-let-sites-access-private-whatsapp-chats/

Just got 2 for my first 18 at trivia and finished a respectable 4th place, solo

He's running.
#FediFC

tfw you demonstrate C1 fluency by accurately describing what sacks of shit the Tate brothers are

Had to explain to my Mexican BFF how we have two content creators who are famous for teaching incels how to manipulate women, and who were detained in Romania for rape, sex trafficking and CSAM distribution until Trump intervened to get them back to the US, who are now being extradited to the UK on the same charges, and he made me repeat myself in English because maybe my Spanish sucked too much since every part of what I was saying was insane

Biggest comedown in football: from the most important game of the 4-year international cycle, to news clips about how some Moldovan phenom is your team’s top target, and then a day later they’ve somehow joined Man City or PSG. Meaningless cash-grab games in Chongqing and Columbus. Third kit and league ball unveilings. Guys you thought were retired going to Saudi or MLS. And whatever Man U is up to.

Happy silly season, everyone. #FediFC