Mum and Dad have discovered they can video call me... I'll have to answer without video and claim my camera doesn't work.

I mean, at least with audio only calls I could still read fedi while they yabbered on about the latest pills they'd been put on and why. And now I have to explain "What did that mean?" when I've rolled my eyes or yawned or stared wistfully out of the window wishing it was over.