A-nom-nom-nom-aly BSC SSCAnomnomnomaly@beige.party
Aug 11, 2026, 3:44 PMIT Trainee: OK, so now you press any button to continue
Me (training them): OK
IT Trainee: What do you see now
Me: A black screen
IT Trainee: That's not right, what button did you press
Me: The power button
IT Trainee: Why did you do that?
Me: Because you said press any button.
IT Trainee: Why would you press the power button though?
Me: Because you were vague and assumed they would know what you meant. Expect users to do dumb things.