Jul 22, 2026, 1:32 PM

Seriously, I don't think you can give these things enough attention.

You could maul them 24x7 for months on end and they'd be all like, yeah nice try buddy, but no, not enough.

Do not get one of these if you occasionally would like to spend time sitting quietly in your own home without a 75lb plus fur ball laying on top of you. Chewing on you. Pawing at you for constant attention.

If it's not obvious, I do not know how to properly train a dog. I am her bitch.

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