I bloody love being bisexual, it's like a window into souls. Cishet men, in particular, often verbally offload on me 'cos I seem unusually affable and easy to talk to. They tell me things...things they would never tell the women closest to them. And I listen attentively.

Beyond the stats - which I can also recite - that's how I know the "patriots" are a greater threat to "our" women and children than the Muslims or the migrants. They casually speak of sexual violence. In the pub. To strangers.