If I had all of the time in the world, I'd fork Frigate NVR, set it up to offload all of the processing and video storage to a server in Atlantic Canada, and call it Frig It NVR.

Sadly: this would not be my first "did it for the name” project.

Doubly sadly: mostly only maritimers and Trailer Park Boys fans would even find it funny. But I sure would.