My Mom, calling on phone: Can you call Jeff? I’m locked out of church!

Me, wondering who Jeff is:…??? What’s? What’s his number? You have your phone.

Mom: I don’t know his number.

Me: … I … I don’t know him. Who’s Jeff?

Mom: Can you look him up?

Me, baffled: What’s the rest of his name? You couldn’t look him up?

Mom: I’ve tried for five minutes. I don’t know how!

Me, googling his full name as given by Mom: This dude doesn’t exist. He’s no where online.

Mom: *sounds of frustration* They’re waiting for me inside!

Me: Go knock on the Rectory.

Mom: Okay, bye.

WTF. Like, what just happened.