Dec 30, 2024, 7:39 AMMy wife has a collection of battery-powered air fresheners scattered around the house - every few minutes (default is 20 minutes) they release a burst of scent into the air.
Except one.
This particular air freshener farts every damn time I walk past it.
Because of the layout of the house, it's difficult to get anywhere on the ground floor after coming downstairs without walking past this one, so I walk past it a lot.
And I'm starting to get a bit of a complex about it.
Like, are you trying to tell me I smell or something?
GRRRRR!