The Gastronomicon, with such delicacies as:
Cthulhu's Chowder
Nyarlathotep's Screaming Souls of the Damned
Yuggoth Fungi Bouillabaisse
Feet of Yog-Sothoth
Ask for it by name at your local apothecary.
#necronomicon #gastronomicon #cthulhu #nyarlathotep #yuggoth #YogSothoth #apothecary
(Boosts welcome.)
If you like the nonsense I post as part of this account, I'd suggest checking out:
@yourautisticlife@www.thedailyisotope.com
Or, as a WordPress site:
https://www.thedailyisotope.com/
I tutor math to prevent myself from going completely broke, but I'd rather write. However, writing does not pay right now, so I have to tutor.
I used to have more long form articles on The Daily Isotope, but I've switched to short form scenarios and skits.
And, no, I don't post daily. I post when inspiration strikes.
Give it a look!
I've taken possession of my apartment. No big issue.
The rental office employee did not expect me to show up with a circuit tester. I discovered that dinning room circuit has an open neutral.
The employee mumbled something about folks testing circuits by plugging something like a phone charger.
:headache:
There are a number of conditions that the phone charger test won't tell you about. More importantly,
THE PHONE CHARGER MAY WORK, BUT THE CIRCUIT MAY STILL BE DANGEROUS!!!!!!!
If you want to do to a decent job testing a circuit, you need a circuit tester.
I'm taking possession of my next apartment today. 🥳
Then comes the hard part.... moving... but the big move happens in two days. In the meantime I'm going to be moving some of my stuff, strategically selected.
"CBS backs off effort to stop sharing of Colbert’s surprise ‘Only in Monroe’ segment amid backlash"
Since CBS does not want you to see it, here it is...
https://www.youtube.com/live/4nrWhB2Q_CU
#USNews #USPol #CBS #StephenColbert #ParamountPlus #ParamountPus #ParamountPiss #ParamountPoo #OnlyInMonroe
@RobertaFidora 's Animation Array Episode A is worth watching on its own, but I want to highlight the contribution of Kookie. It is a song called Xenia.
(For the record, I tried to find Kookie in the fediverse, but I found only found the account of someone else also going by Kookie.)
I'm watching a program about hot rods on Retro Strange TV, and they've just said my go-to safeword "carburetor".
"What's a car-bur-ret-or???"
Exactly. There's no chance of an errant carburetor being around these days. (Except in circumstances that I deem extremely rare.)
Carburetors are devices responsible for mixing air and fuel for an internal combustion engine.
They've been replaced by fuel injectors in modern cars.
Here we see the wild hairy mound in its natural habitat, frolicking.
#DenStoraÄlgvandringen #WildHairyMound #nature #NaturalHabitat
¿Ustedes saben cómo se dice correctamente en español "when you meet one autistic person, you meet one autistic person"?
Tengo "Cuando conoces a una persona autista, conoces a una persona autista." Pero no sé si es la mejor manera de decirlo.
¡Gracias!
I decided to remove the FR/EN/ES from my name here because I suppose it ain't that useful.
Roberta Fidora's Is It Too Late For Fan Clubs came on The Indie Beat Television... and I just hat to put it in full screen and crank up the volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqJ6cU5ufc
#RobertaFidora #IsItTooLateForFanClubs #TheIndieBeatTelevision #Music #MusicVideo
Shall you?
Hmm.... today is #PortfolioDay So let me try something.
Tutoring in math is what keeps me afloat these days, but I'm also a creator, an #AutisticWriter
I write mostly short-form humoristic pieces at The Daily Isotope. I also write about autism, queerness, etc. at Your Autistic Life.
In the past, I also produced videos for YouTube, but I'm not doing any of this right now.
I have in the past produced an allegorical autobiography, that I published, and then unpublished. I also have a young adult novel in the works.
I'd really like to collaborate with other creators.
They recommend joining four of my "best works." That's a tough one, but here we go:
https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/03/12/can-i-show-you-my-tits/
https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/03/07/a-deadly-combination/
https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/02/27/a-surprise-in-every-box/
https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2025/12/17/didnt-get-the-job/
https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2025/12/19/socially-mandated-love/
(Yeah, I know I've linked to 5 articles.)
Here are the two sites I mentioned above:
https://www.thedailyisotope.com
It can be followed from the fediverse here:
@yourautisticlife@www.thedailyisotope.com
https://www.yourautisticlife.com
It can be followed from the fediverse here:
"Hot wheels give you murder down the rock hard..."
"I'm famished. What's for supper?"
"Liquid Chicken. ™️ "
"Liquid Chicken ™️ ? Yay!"
Liquid Chicken ™️ is sure to bring a smile to all your family members' faces when you mention it. Ask for it by name at your local grocery store.
"Do you sell Liquid Chicken ™️ ?"
"Liquid what now?"
"Liquid Chicken ™️ "
"Ew! Hell no. Try the undertaker next door."
Liquid Chicken ™️ by the makers of Solid Milk ™️ .
A "funny" thing happened.
Yesterday, I got a message from someone who was replying to a tutoring application I sent for their job ad.
Yay! 🥳
I read the message, and he says that I already tutored for his son, but now he wants tutoring for his daughter, and sure enough if I look at the message history, I did tutor his son.
Er... okay. I'm glad I'm getting the job but... since I had tutored for his son already, and we did 11 sessions together, and I got five-star ratings from them.... why did they just not contact me rather than put up an ad?
:holdthepain:
