RE: https://dobbs.town/@leftblank/117474267198605861

I am unanimous in this.

#AreYouBeingServed

"Christina Applegate says she was misdiagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Yep, been there, done that. I was misdiagnosed with MS, when what I had was a PCNS Lymphoma (cancer).

I've read the article, and I recognize myself in her reactions.

My cancer diagnosis came as a relief, not because "yay cancer!", but because before that we did not know what the FUCK was wrong with me.

I nearly died from it.

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/christina-applegate-says-was-misdiagnosed-multiple-sclerosis-rcna604558

#ChristinaApplegate #MS #MultipleSclerosis #cancer #CancerSurvivor #misdiagnosis

@brothersoul @labr

Midweek Workday Chill Mix 213 has Jungle by Tash Sultana!

Yes! Cranked up the volume!

Here's the song, for those who don't know it:

https://youtu.be/Vn8phH0k5HI

#TashSultana #Jungle #Music #LABR #LoveABrotherRadio

In other news, LibreOffice may have decided to not use AI, in favor of home-grown idiocy, I guess.

I did Ctrl-A to select the *entire* text of my document. Then I asked for a word count, and discovered that my document contains less text than my document.

Bravo! 👏

#LibreOffice #idiocy

I've sent an application to be a volunteer tutor for underprivileged kids.

#tutoring

Sabes que estás dominando un idioma cuando recibes spam en este idioma. Estoy recibiendo spam en español, pero no lo domino.

RE: https://dobbs.town/@leftblank/117473235029095970

My alter ego is onto something!

TFW, you read a fediverse post and can't make heads or tails of it. Then you realize you were reading it in the wrong language.

:holdthepain:

#languages #TFW

Host: Tonight on The Great Debate, are we the descendants of the Yeti? Alice?

Alice: Yes.

Host: Bob?

Bob: No.

Host: Charlie?

Charlie: Maybe.

Host: Dan?

Dan: I don't know.

Host: Eugenia?

Eugenia: Can you repeat the question?

Host: Yes, I can.

Eugenia: Thank you.

Host: Forrest?

Forrest: You're not the boss of me now!

Host: Thank you for your participation. This was a rerun of The Great Debate episode about Yetis. Do not miss the next episode, brand-new. We will ask whether Slack is an actual thing.

Alice: Yes.

Host: Not now, Alice.

#TheGreatDebate #TheyMightBeGiant #BossOfMe #Yetis #microfiction

"You mean like having a Sasquatch."

#MisheardDialog #PartiallyDeaf

"What about your families? Your wives? Plutarch?"

#MisheardDialog #PartiallyDeaf

"Will doctor Name contact operator five?"

#MisheardDialog #PartiallyDeaf

"Elon Musk and Anthropic make promises to give the public a piece of the AI pie"

I thought pumpkin pie was the worst... but I think I'm being proved wrong.

I'm pretty sure AI pie is the worst.

:holdthepain:

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/elon-musk-anthropic-make-promises-give-public-piece-ai-pie-rcna604313

#USNews #AI #LLM #PumpkinPie #AIPie #ElonMusk #Anthropic

A new sign. I haven't had people shitting in my closet yet, but I've had people who first *thought* it was the toilet door.

It is not yet installed, but it will be soon.

#shit #sign #closet

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/117466993308628761

"Good golly! What are you doing, peeing in my humanatone?"

"Blast! This is a humanatone? I thought it was a chamber pot!"

#Humanatone #ChamberPot #pee

The War of the Warlike Warriors.

#war

"You're a great addition to the lavatory."

#MisheardDialog #PartiallyDeaf

"Hello, monkey breath."

#RandomShit

"Never ride in water below the pimple."

#MisheardDialog #PartiallyDeaf #water #pimple

Wow! If an imaginary woman says that moving my furniture using their product is easy, it must be true!!!!

That speech bubble clinches the deal!

:derpface:

(If you look closely, you can see the man is not using the product, whereas the woman is. I'm thinking the original intent was "it's so hard that a *man* cannot move it, but with our product, it is so easy that a *woman* can do it." :headache: Yep, misogyny for the win! :holdthepain: )

#ad #marketing #misogyny