I think a nice step towards a ceasefire between people not reading books and obnoxious people who read books in the english theater of war would be to rename "libraries" into "libaries".
I mean come on, this is splitting hairs in an apocalyptic wasteland of logic that is *spelling & pronunciation* in the english language, can't we just make it an invisible r (the opposite of a silent r) as a statement of good faith in negotriations!!!?