"Drink this, it's good for you. Everyone drinks it."

"No way, that's fucking Draino!"

"No, it's something different. Don't worry. Have a gulp!"

"If I even take a sip of that poison, I will permenantly burn the lining of my esophagus and more."

"Look, I've been chugging this stuff for months, and all the blood I excrete is caused by the covid vaccine, actually."

*self-raptures*

/END