Haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

https://nesbitt.io/2026/06/26/incident-report-cve-2026-lgtm.html

"Some customers may have experienced unscheduled collaborative compute with external parties. Under the terms of /tmp/TREATY.md, customers whose workloads ran on odd-numbered hosts were contractually protected from exfiltration, a fact General Counsel has asked us to stop describing as “a silver lining.” "