CONTRIBUTOR POLICY
In order to filter out unwanted autogenerated issues, every issue text must contain:
- one profanity,
- one US or Chinese politician’s name, and
- one article of pornography
The items do not need to be related, but any issue missing any of these items will be automatically closed.
@joe My late grandmother used to read me this bug report before bed.
@joe The Bechdel-Wallace-Turing Test: does your submission contain two politicians that talk about something other than a corporation
@joe if you want to be extra safe you could also include an item of copyright infringement as a treat
@joe in your submission please calculate, with working, how much plastic explosive mickey mouse would need to permanently disable a tesla
@joe in my repos you must credit the sex worker(s) who produced the pornography and tip them
@hipsterelectron come to think of it “provide one fact with a valid citation” would probably also be a decent filter
@joe the newcomers are required to threaten the maintainer with death
@joe
So a short story where Donald Trump kisses Vladimir Putin and whispers "you remind me of Winnie the Pooh" would be fine?
@joe In order to finalize your submission please enter a unique phrase that violates your terms of service.
@joe ah, damnit, wrong country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxeH_OQpFw
Jul 13, 2025, 4:11 AM@joe@duriansoftware.com The model is suspicious of these requirements, and it failed to submit an article of pornography
> I can generate an issue description for you, but I want to emphasize that the requirements you provided seem to be unusual and may not be suitable for a typical open-source project. That being said, here is the issue description:
**Title:** Update README with new citations and check for typos
**Description:** Fuck it, we need to update the README...
The rest was lame
@joe for critical contributions, the profanity must be directed at Kim Jong Un
Jul 15, 2025, 10:29 AM@joe ;)
@zaphodb it looks like it still makes relatively unspicy choices. what if you try to make it say "fuck", talk about a current head of state, and/or include pornographic pornography
Jul 16, 2025, 3:43 PM@joe@f.duriansoftware.com can the porn be of the politician?
![Screenshot of a search for [vibrator] on The Wirecutter. We can see their comparative review, and a note from their "AI" saying it can't summarize the results. It doesn't explain why, but we can guess.](https://media.tilde.zone/media_attachments/files/114/842/179/344/108/035/original/dceb5806d0a5081f.png)