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  • Nov 13, 2026, 1:15 AM

    #Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand

    A small human (6?) is telling Nan all about monster trucks.
    He has ALL the facts about how much a monster truck can squish, how fast they can go and what kind of noise they make.
    But what is this?!
    Nan's asking: "What's a monster truck?!"
    Scandalized silence ensues.

    A tiny human (4?) has spotted the letter T on a sign board outside a shop.
    Pointing with maximum gravitas, she announces in a roar: "T IS FOR TILLY!"
    She then waits for this momentous news to sink in.
    (Dad ruffles her hair.)

    Two women (60s?) wearing colourful clothes are cycling side by side on a country track passing through a sunny valley.
    Flowers all over the grass in the paddocks either side. Huge blue sky overhead.
    Birdsong in the air.

    A man (30s?) is practicing paddle boarding on a (relatively) calm sea.
    First he's up!
    Then he's off!
    Then he's on again!
    Then SPLOOSH!
    Then he's up again!
    And he's staying up...
    How about a bit of a paddle--
    Nope he's off again!

    A man (40s?) wearing a neon pink T-shirt and boardshorts is walking along a beach at sunset.
    Singing soulfully to the music in his headphones.
    He's doing all the hand gestures.
    He's pulling the faces.
    He's feeling the feelings.
    (He's never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm...)

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  • Nov 13, 2026, 1:15 AM

    Any typos spotted in this post would also like to sing a soulful and dramatically dreamy song of gratitude to all the wonderful people who've supported them on Patreon, Buy Me a Coffee or who've purchased their books this week. You're simply marvellous🌷🌻😊

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  • Nov 13, 2026, 1:41 AM

    @georgepenney

    <Moose sends ((((Virtual HUG)))) to the other side of the planet>

    It's a great book, I've got two copies at my elbow (one is a Christmas Present for a friend).

    Wishing you all the very best. 3:O))>

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