Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 23, 2026, 5:25 PMI'm a fridge magnet kleptomaniac. I pinch them from gift shops, and other people's houses. If you're wondering where your souvenir from Benidorm is, it's on my fridge now.
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Excuse meExxxcuseme@mastodon.socialOct 23, 2026, 6:07 PM@fesshole fridge magnets should be earned. From Butlins to Zanzibar, you should have actually been there to earn one.
- B.B.2bingo2bongo@mastodon.socialOct 23, 2026, 6:08 PM
@fesshole You're like Aristides Silk nabbing wallets, from Tintin
Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.socialOct 23, 2026, 6:16 PM@fesshole That's why I put a GPS tracker behind favorite magnets. I guess everyone does these days. Whenever one leaves the house, I just look up who I need to visit to retrieve it.
- jaymac95jaymac95@mastodon.socialOct 23, 2026, 9:29 PM
@fesshole That is so low. I would press for the maximum sentence.