Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 23, 2026, 4:25 PMWhenever I'm hoovering, I chase my cat around the house a little. The bugger lives like a prince, and he needs a little reminder of what is out there in the world he is kept safe from.
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Faraiwefaraiwe@mstdn.socialOct 23, 2026, 4:32 PM"here be monsters, you pampered lil prick, yarrgh"
jackjackeric@beige.partyOct 23, 2026, 5:21 PM@fesshole I believe this is called "enrichment"
Rexx Deane 🏳️🌈rexxdeane@mastodon.onlineOct 23, 2026, 6:35 PM@fesshole I used to be obsessed with cats when I was a kid. Not any more. They need this, I think. I play with dogs like this, but not with a hoover.