Ethan J. A. Schoonoverethanschoonover@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 8:38 PMWhite House press secretary tenure will continue to halve until Zeno's paradox is refuted
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Andrewcinebox@masto.hackers.townOct 16, 2026, 8:42 PM@ethanschoonover either they run out of candidates or they start conscripting people to be press secretary for a femtosecond
BewilderbeastBewilderbeast@ohai.socialOct 16, 2026, 9:34 PM@ethanschoonover because apparently a head of lettuce is on a timescale orders of magnitude too large.
Caracararemixed@mastodon.socialOct 17, 2026, 2:52 AM@ethanschoonover wait, refuting the paradox means we don't converge on a finite limit. Does that mean we'll never escape this administration? 😱
Martha BridegamMBridegam@federate.socialOct 17, 2026, 3:04 AMDo lettuces even last a Scaramucci in the DC miasma these days?
Marcos Dionemdione@en.osm.townOct 17, 2026, 5:53 AM@ethanschoonover I can't wait for the part where every PS utters a single word and the next is up, à la that childrenś game.
SimplicatorSimplicator@federate.socialOct 17, 2026, 5:54 AM@ethanschoonover The Soviet Union put people on Chernobyl cleanup duty for longer