going in for an MRI on a sports injury and the phone call questions included "are you oxygen dependent" and I really REALLY had to refrain from responding "as a member of the kingdom Animalia, yes"
(I answered no to just make the tired sounding woman's life as easy as I could)
Both the first paragraph and the second are the correct response in this situation
Oct 15, 2026, 8:09 PMmy answer:
Store bought, no. Natural, yes.
Oct 15, 2026, 10:12 PM@ethanschoonover That reminds me of the time that I started filling out a job application (software engineering) where they asked me to describe my "experience with technologies."
I gave them a thousand words on fire and inclined planes. They didn't call me for an interview, for some reason...