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Mx. Eddie Rsilvermoon82@wandering.shop
Oct 14, 2026, 1:59 PM
I loathe child-resistant Ziplocs. Just give me a resealable package and trust me to keep my edibles out of children.
Seriously, we're a culture where it's normal to have a cabinet full of enough booze to kill your kid and all their friends just out in the living room! Take a breath and stop acting like my cannabis is going to kill everyone I love.
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Alan Langford 🇨🇦🧤🧊摏alan@mindly.social
Oct 14, 2026, 2:05 PM
@silvermoon82 Death is not it. The real risk is they'll turn into leftists.
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Mx. Eddie Rsilvermoon82@wandering.shop
Oct 14, 2026, 2:08 PM
@alan
Scary!
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Mx. Eddie Rsilvermoon82@wandering.shop
Oct 14, 2026, 2:09 PM
@alan
Unattended children will be given a gummy and a world history textbook that wasn't printed in Texas.
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Elisabeth Mindependentpen@mas.to
Oct 14, 2026, 2:19 PM
@silvermoon82 @alan they're gonna need that gummy
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Mx. Eddie Rsilvermoon82@wandering.shop
Oct 14, 2026, 2:19 PM
@independentpen @alan
It's a kindness, really.
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Mx. Eddie Rsilvermoon82@wandering.shop
Oct 14, 2026, 2:20 PM
@independentpen @alan
But I can't actually give them the gummy because my arthritic hands cant open the expletive deleted childproof Ziploc.
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