Mx. Eddie Rsilvermoon82@wandering.shop
Oct 14, 2026, 2:08 PM@alan
Scary!
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Scary!
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Unattended children will be given a gummy and a world history textbook that wasn't printed in Texas.
@silvermoon82 @alan they're gonna need that gummy
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It's a kindness, really.
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But I can't actually give them the gummy because my arthritic hands cant open the expletive deleted childproof Ziploc.