abadidea0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
Oct 14, 2026, 8:35 AMBehold! I can make a power drill magically begin maintenance tasks outside my window at will
[I begin Chinese listening exercises]
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- abadidea0xabad1dea@infosec.exchangeOct 14, 2026, 8:50 AM
Unironically, a key difference between life in the US and the Netherlands is that in the US, life is inconvenient because nothing is maintained, and in NL life is inconvenient because everything’s always in the middle of being maintained
Baterpunktsz 🦆batterpunts@mastodon.socialOct 14, 2026, 9:08 AM👷👷⛔
🛑 🚳 🚧🚧⛔ ⚠️ 🚫 🚧 👷 ⤴️ ↖️
🚫 🚧 👷 ⤴️ 😔🚲️💦 👷 ⚠️ 🚫🚧
⚠️🚧🚧🚧🛑 ↖️🚳↖️
Marcos Dionemdione@en.osm.townOct 14, 2026, 10:23 AM@0xabad1dea I guess that being close to the water level must require lots of maintenance...
Oct 14, 2026, 9:18 AM@0xabad1dea Reminds me of the time I joined a WebEx call from the garden while having my house's damp proofing fixed.
My colleagues told me they heard "GGGGGGRRRRRRRBBBBBBBZZZZZZ... has joined the call"